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Luke and I just weeks before I committed to the #BaldSEO lifestyle :)

And boy, oh boy, did I ever need to give up trying to have hair. Geez! Posted via Posterous

Dad, Grandma Joyce and I (1977).

This puts dad at 22, grandma at 44, and I’m 13 months. P.S. Debby and Dennis’ Wedding Posted via Posterous

Mom (29) and Dad (31) in front of our mobile home (1987).

They were younger and thinner. This photo NOT endorsed by Valvoline motor oil. Posted via Posterous

The Notorious Purple Mustang I Bought on a Whim One Weekend…

…I sold it a year later for a Dodge Stealth, which I sold for a Dodge Viper. Posted via Posterous

Picture of My Dad in Grade School

This is a picture of my dad when he was attending church school at a Seventh-day Adventist School. Exact age is unknown. Posted via Posterous

Luke with Streak. Just chilling before lunch.

Brent D. Payne Search Engine Optimization p: 312.324.3344 t: @BrentDPayne Sent from iPhone 4 Posted via Posterous

Meet ‘Barney’. Mom and Dad’s ‘Watch Dog’. He May Lick You to Death

The poor guy looks cold out in the snow though. Of course, the tea poodle gets to lay next to the woodstove. Brent D. Payne Search Engine Optimization p: 312.324.3344 t: @BrentDPayne Sent from iPhone 4 Posted via Posterous

Weird Weather Funnel. What is it called? #weather

Download now or watch on posterous IMG_1066.MOV (1935 KB) Brent D. Payne Search Engine Optimization p: 312.324.3344 t: @BrentDPayne Sent from iPhone 4 Posted via Posterous

Gorgeous Snow Covered Columbia River Gorge

Kinda icy though. Download now or watch on posterous IMG_1065.MOV (3397 KB) Brent D. Payne Search Engine Optimization p: 312.324.3344 t: @BrentDPayne Sent from iPhone 4 Posted via Posterous

Slick Roads in the Pacific Northwest

Yep! 40MPH on the freeway. Download now or watch on posterous IMG_1064.MOV (4552 KB) Brent D. Payne Search Engine Optimization p: 312.324.3344 t: @BrentDPayne Sent from iPhone 4 Posted via Posterous

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